Is Bellatron Obi Wan Kenobi's secret lover?

While rumors about about Bellatron's love life abound, the gossip magazines think they are onto a winner with recent publications printing damming pictures of Famous Jedi Knight Obi Wan Kenobi showing Bellatron the ways of the Force.

For those not up with the play, the Force is considered by many to be an ancient religion, with a somewhat hokey edge. Many others consider it is the thing that binds us together in the sense that there is the 'light' and there is the 'dark'.

The images leaked to the press appeared to show Bellatron levitating her B-Wing as Obi-Wan stood at her side.  This lead to speculation they were in some kind of sordid relationship.

Bellatron made this terse statement to the media by way of her publicist:

"I wish to refute the vile insinuations of the press that I am in a relationship with Ben Kenobi. We are best of friends. He has been a good friend to me over the years, he's taught me many great skills and that's helped with my work bringing down many dastardly Decepticons.

That's the real issue here, evil is everywhere. There's much speculation of a rumoured union between the Sith entity known as Kylo Ren and Megatron's Minions so we should be focusing on that, not my lack of love life. I just want to get on with finishing reading the Mortal Engines book series."

So there we have it, Bellatron has confirmed she is not in a relationship a Jedi Knight however this agent believes where there's sexy smoke, there's a fierce fire ready to erupt.

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